Fart Creeds for Gassy Souls.

Wearable mantras with a gas leak. The wittiest funny gag tees & hoodies to gift or collect.

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✔️ Free shipping (buy 2+)

✔️ 20% off deal (buy 4+)

✔️ Unisex S–4XL, 7 colors

✔️ Ships in 3–7 business days (US)

✔️ 30-day returns

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Pick the fart creeds that crack you up, then grab them on tees and hoodies. Foolproof gag gifts. Endless laughs.

Fart Creeds — Smelly axioms to live by (with moderation).

Four of our boldest Fart Creeds. Gas up your wardrobe: grab 4 and save 20% + free shipping (US & Canada).

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Perfect Gag Gifts

Our Fart Creeds aren’t just comical — they’re actually wearable. Made of soft cotton and designed with care, our tees and hoodies are foolproof gag gifts for endless laughs.

Perfect for birthdays, office parties, White Elephant, or Secret Santa. Collect them, gift them, or claim one as your personal mischief mantra.

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About Witty Fart Tees

We take flatulence seriously — so you don’t have to. Our funny fart tees & hoodies mix style with wit for maximum chuckles and zero cringe. Perfect for birthdays, offices, or mischief on the go.

What sets us apart? Fart Creeds. Bold, ridiculous, and strangely relatable — flipping everyday mantras with a fart-first philosophy.

Collect them like trading cards. Gift them for guaranteed laughs. Or wear your favorite Fart Creed as your personal rallying cry.

Fast shipping, unisex fits S–4XL, seven colors, easy returns. Printed on demand in the USA.

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