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“Fart Fast Think Slow” T-Shirt – Collectible Funny Fart Slogan Shirt (Unisex, S–4XL, 7 Colors)
“Fart Fast Think Slow” T-Shirt – Collectible Funny Fart Slogan Shirt (Unisex, S–4XL, 7 Colors)
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A funny fart t-shirt people will actually wear—soft, garment-dyed cotton with clean, mock-serious humor. Perfect gag gift for birthdays, office parties, White Elephant, and Secret Santa. Printed on demand in the USA, unisex fit S–4XL.
Why you’ll love it
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Wearable humor: smart design, big laughs, zero cringe
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Gift-ready: ideal for gag gifts, White Elephant, Secret Santa
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Comfort all day: relaxed fit, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun US cotton
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Built to last: double-needle stitching; durable print
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Inclusive sizing: S–4XL (true to size)
Materials & details
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100% ring-spun US cotton (garment-dyed for rich color & soft feel)
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Relaxed unisex fit
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Long-lasting double-needle stitching on all seams
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Sewn without side seams for a smooth drape
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Each tee is printed on demand to reduce waste
Care
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry low
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Iron/steam low heat
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Do not dry clean
Shipping & returns
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Prints in 2–4 business days • US delivery in 3–7 days
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30-day hassle-free exchanges/returns (great for gifts)
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75 Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50 Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50









